Bingo!

Reload this page anytime to transition to a new Bingo Card and take it with you to your next management meeting. See how many phrases you can put to bed. This is about having a little fun, we're not trying to boil the ocean here!

 

  Monday, July 9, 2018

Onboarding Journey

The process a business follows to get a new customer

  Thursday, October 8, 2015

Sunset

"Yar, yar when do you see the sunset on that project?" No! Just say "When do you see that project finishing?"

  Monday, October 19, 2015

Competencies

This has replaced "abilities" I think. "You must have the core competencies to be able to action the key deliverables going forward" - WTF?

  Thursday, October 8, 2015

Bandwidth

"We have no bandwidth for that given the current recruitment freeze". You measure data transfer capacity in bandwidth, not staffing levels!

  Thursday, October 8, 2015

Take It Away

"Yar, I can’t answer that question; I’ll take it away and get back to you." Just say "Can I get back to you on that?". The question is not an 'object' you can 'take away' and return.

  Thursday, October 8, 2015

Look And Feel

This phrase is used a lot by idiots who have no, or very little knowledge of technology. You can't actually feel a website. It is the very essence of intangibility!